Yes,yes...i know its a little too early for the second post but i feel duty bound to share this particular incident.
this is a piece of insight to my life:i am always, ALWAYS late for school. its a part of my identity now...
anyway, it seems that my being late has now become a universal law...i am late even if i start out early(eeesssshh). today was particularly beautiful...
i left my abode in good enough time to reach school before that hated bell would scream. but of course, how could i defy THE LAW? i got into a cab and sat there while that wonderful man (the driver) waited for others. waited..waited..and waited some more.
for those who do not know this, shillong taxis are share taxis.now, i have no problem with sharing. but ah!there is a fine distinction between share cabs and pile-on cabs. there were FIVE people (including myself) seated in the backseat of a maruti 800 (there are supposed to be 5 people in the entire cab actually). there were 3 people in the front seat.
to top such inhuman treatment, the wonderful man drove at a speed of say 10kms on those rare stretches of empty roads. oh!he had shoulder length hair...i had to control myself a great deal so as not to pull his mane.
the traffic today was just awesome (what can i say?im so lucky). i finally reached my destination and asked him to stop. but how could he? i guess he had fallen in love with me. so, that wonderful man goes ahead of that point. now im not violent exactly. but at that point i felt like thrashing him with my school shoe. i had to cross the main road thanks to him.
i reached school when the assembly was halfway through. i had to hide myself in the science building to save myself from the teachers.
after school,i was supposed to meet my cousin and go to ma's office for work. so i found myself another cab(this one's driver was also long haired.ghastly!). this cab broke down exactly 7 minutes later.
its been a wonderful day...
P.S.: wonderful man...wherever you are, this is my earnest wish for you:you will have not less than 3, yes i mean THREE tyre punctures on the SAME DAY!
6 comments:
ok from this post i get that all das sisters (or the 2 i know) are:
1. angry
2. wanna do real whacky things when they are angry
3. too sweet to act whackily
4. say eeesh a lot
5. get irritated real fast
6. are alwyz late 2 wherever they are bound to
7. dont let the person go unpunished
8. their weapon of mass destruction is their "curse" of the weirdest kind which really is freaky! (imagine a curse like - "ur date wud be the ugliest gal on this planet!" scary man!
oh and
9. they are so funny when they are irritated :D
yeah well these taxi drivers here are really a pain in the butt.anyway congrats for starting this blog.and even if no 1 reads it dont wry main hoon naa.the fact that i'll check it once in two months is a different story altogether.
as for being so courageous enough to start the blog well wat can i say u just act stupid sometimes.anyway CONGRATS once again,bless you too for letting people read some sensible stuff once in a while.wish u luck for the blog hope good fools like me happen to read it.love u.
hahaha.. oh my we will simply not let this bloggin fever fizz out..ok?
:D
and to suks postulates id add that das sis are not always angry..thy are REAl angry when the talk to u REAL polietly :P
how come? i thought that they'd made rules and stuff. but i guess the mamas of shillong will never change.
haha..twice in a day? that's enough to irritate anybody. that's why somepeople wish for horse drawn carriages..at least you can hit the horses a little.nicely, not very hard, but try to hit the man and it's blue murder.
calcutta taxis are just as bad. if they say they'll go, that is.
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